I mean if this patient doesn’t come back to life he’ll definitely be part of the pink pony club in heaven. JC not DC. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Cause bb I’m about to stay in the bathroom for the next 5 days and some…. And guess what maybe this is meant to be for me to stay home and get some break. #n#nursejohnnn#nurselifen#nursesoftiktokn#nursehumorn#nursetokn#nurseproblemsn#nursingn#nursingstudentn#nursingschoolh#healthcareworkerh#healthcarehumorh#hospitallifeh#hospitaltiktoksm#medicalhumorm#medicaltiktokf#fypforyou
I have to introduce her to you guys finally this is the time. Just fyi she a badass. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
For the last time. Thank you TikTok, thank you besties it has been a wild ride. Never forget. #nursejohnn #nurse #nurses #healthcare #healthcareworkers
Cause you think we will take care of you like your own personal nurse?!? Compassion fatigue starts in my house and to you so don’t you ever be sick in front of me or better yet go to the er don’t wait for me to kick your ass. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Them critical care baddies be arguing how much they make but they never know we making dimes on our end and we get the shittiest assignments and patients too. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Cause what the heck do you mean you don’t have my password and that’s the only thing you know about your wife’s job??!? I need divorce papers now. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Same cause I don’t even get a weekend off we just workin and workin. Scrubs from @Garde-Malade #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Like I’m supposed to be acting okay with all of that information they just spit at 3 am in the morning when I’m alone. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Don’t y’all worry this ain’t a one day thing lol she’s a spoiled ass queen as she should be cause she spoils me with love, support, and everything else. My love language is gift giving and that’s how I be showing love to anyone that I care about. My forever valentine, I’m going to give her the world period Pooh. She ain’t materialistic but she deserves all the good things. #nursejohnn #valentine #ValentinesDay #nurses #nurse #vday
Like they be just MEN they literally are just MEN. Like basic, bare minimum beings. Have mercy . @RYSE FUEL keeping me caffeinated at least #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
One barely knows what his wife does and the other one knows what her wife exactly does and what she complains about. Get your tickets to the show at www.nursejohnnshows.com #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Cause we just need to see if you chest go up and down and we need to empty your catheter we trying not to wake y’all up. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
They ain’t playing and they ain’t letting you sit down there and do nothing. Why does husband always be acting like they got CHF and dying???! #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Sometimes I don’t even know how I make it back home it’s probably my guardian angel saving me. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Let me just give her the real tea cause she will not just hear it she can imagine, smell, and feel it. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Filter?!? What is that they be telling you their intrusive thoughts. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou
Me n the @Garde-Malade team saying a little prayer for you so you get the chance to get the new scrub release “Opal Blue“ you can use my discount code “NURSEJOHNGM“ love you bestie. #nursejohnn #nurse #nurses #healthcare #healthcareworkers #gardemalade
Say less every single patient’s gonna be boosted and they will get a Magic Mike: C-Diff Edition treatment. Don’t play with the MURSES. #nursejohnn #nurselife #nursesoftiktok #nursehumor #nursetok #nurseproblems #nursing #nursingstudent #nursingschool #healthcareworker #healthcarehumor #hospitallife #hospitaltiktoks #medicalhumor #medicaltiktok #fyp #foryou