if bands were foods: a video essay on mystical music elves greta van fleet would be a handheld (a cheeseburger) from the Sassy Patties seasonal bad baby burger menu because they’re a seemingly unnecessary twist on a wonderful classic thing (led zeppelin), so you decide to point and laugh. but you can’t point and laugh. you bite into the goofy little millennial burger from the kyle gordon song and you realize it’s somehow still a delicious burger. a burger with talent and flare despite all the stupid things you’ve heard about it. be nicer. idk man im trying long captions now #gretavanfleet #millennials #joshkiszka
Iron Maiden was never the same after Gloria Gaynor left to do solo stuff. apparently, the british wave of heavy metal melds perfectly in sonic union with groovy 70s soul music. I had a few espresso martinis and stumbled upon this conclusion organically, as I had iron maiden stuck in my head, but I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor came on at the bar. while i have no technical inclination to mix music, i do know how to sing marginally on pitch to the point that you can vaguely understand what song im singing. so here we are. #mashups #ironmaiden #heavymetal #70smusic #70s